Tum Meri Duauon Mai Shamil Ho Is Tarah
Phoolon Mai Hoti Hai Khushbu Jis Tarah
Khuda Tumko Zindagi Mai Itni Kushyan De
Dharti Pe Hoti Hai Barsat Jis Tarah

Kaash! Seerat Aap ki Itni Pyari na hoti
Kaash! App se Mulaqat Hamari na hoti
Kaash! Tumhein Sapno hi mai dekh lete
Aaj Mulaqat ko itni Be-Qarari na hoti

Ye Dil Udaas hai boht koi Pegham hi likhdo
TUM apna Naam na likho Gumnaam hi likhdo
Meri Qismat mai Gham-e-Tanhai hai lekin
Tamam umar na likho magr 1 Sham hi likhdo

Is se pehle k Raat ho jaye
Q na ek Mulaqat ho jaye
Apne Mobile se 1 pyara sa Sms hi kar do
Jis se Shor b na ho aur Baat ho jaye

Basa Hai AANKHON Mai Ap ka Chehra Is Tarah
Ghulab Mai Khusbu Basti Hai Jis Tarah
Namaz Parhli Ho aur Duaa Na Mangi Ho
Apki KAMI Mehsoos Hoti He Kuch Is Tarah

Hawaen Sard Ho Ya Lehje Barf Ho
Uski YAAD ki Chadar Ko Khudpe TAAN Lete Hain
Agar Wo Rooth Jaye To Hamari JAAN Nikalti Hai
Ye Sansein Jari Rakhne Ko Ham Uski MAAN Lete Hain

Kitna Haseen phir se Nazara bana dya
Jese Khuda ne unko Dubara bana dya
Aaya tha Imtihan mai Mazmun Husn per
Parche pe Hum ne Chera Tumhara bana dya

Kisi k Haath mai Heera, Kisi k Kaan mai Heera
Hamein Heeron se kya matlab, Hamara Yaar khud Heera…

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan?.

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Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Aur chillake bole?..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per ?

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua?. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya?Phir mere dil me khayal aaya?Ke lagta hay ki?Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ?NAHAYA?

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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle?.bakri kha gayi..

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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai?! ?MOBILE? k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho
Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -

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Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi
hogi-

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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain?-

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi?

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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt
hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai.. trinnnn trinnnnn trinnnnn trinnnnnn…

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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch… rahoge naa ?

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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

bole to Happy New year.
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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

• Wish you a very Happy new year 2010.
Wish I could fly home and celebrate the New Year with you and with my family. I am really missing the fun we had last year.
Love & Good Wishes for new Year 2010.

• Aaj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum
Aaj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe…HAPPY NEW YEAR
I Wish in 2o10 God gives You..
I Wish in 2o10 God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!

• Pura ho aapke sare Aim
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

• New rules of life for 2010
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nahi lene ka.
3. Be positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rahne ka.
5. Har problem ko solve karne ka.
6. Friends ke sath lifetime friendship account kholne ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhne ka
Aur mujhe SMS kerte rehne ka

Aa gale lag ja Mere Yaar*
Dedo Jadu Ki Chappi Do, Char*
Aise hi Kat jaye Zindagi without any Risk*
Is Umeed ke sath Wish You a…
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan
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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown
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A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown
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Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~Benjamin Franklin
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No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam. ~Charles Lamb
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New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday. ~Charles Lamb
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Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty. ~John Selden
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Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. ~Hal Borland
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The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
~Hartley Coleridge
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New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights. ~Hamilton Wright Mabie
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The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! ~Edward Payson Powell

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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey
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Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
~Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. ~P.J. O’Rourke
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Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. ~Henry Ward Beecher
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New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain
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The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. ~George William Curtis
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For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
~T.S. Eliot, “Little Gidding”
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We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce
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Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. ~Mark Twain
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People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
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And ye, who have met with Adversity’s blast,
And been bow’d to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass’d
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
~Thomas Hood
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. ~Brooks Atkinson
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Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
~Walter Scott
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ~Oscar Wilde

Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.
~Martin Luther
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A new oath holds pretty well; but… when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it. ~Mark Twain, speech in New York City, 31 March 1885

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. ~Andre Gide
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When then is lost, as time is by,
we look upon the yearly wine
to see our substance in the lees.
Did tribe and purse most pleasing leave?
To look for clear and faithful sense,
that gives a bodied stance bouquet,
then see the vat at mirror’s face
and find in it, the yearly pace.
~E. Marshall, Vintner Epilogue (Happy Old Year)
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I do think New Year’s resolutions can’t technically be expected to begin on New Year’s Day, don’t you? Since, because it’s an extension of New Year’s Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second. ~Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary
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New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno
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We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.
~John Greenleaf Whittier
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One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. ~John Burroughs
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Of all sound of all bells… most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. ~Charles Lamb
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A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
~Edgar Guest
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It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets. ~William Thomas
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We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives… not looking for flaws, but for potential. ~Ellen Goodman
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. ~Joey Adams
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He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.
~F.M. Knowles
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The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. ~G.K. Chesterton
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I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the year’s. ~Henry Moore
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Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols. ~Thomas Mann
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I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~Anaïs Nin
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Why won’t they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can’t they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping – rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year’s and Easter and Christmas – But, goodness, why need they do it? ~John Dos Passos, 1917
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New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~Mark Twain
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Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. ~Jean Paul Richter
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The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. ~W.H. Auden
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* Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, making everything softer than snowflakes and all the more beautiful. Wish you a Magical Christmas.
* Jingle Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas. Sending the warmest Christmas wishes on soft snowflakes just for you!
* Faith makes all things possible; Hope makes all things work and Love makes all things beautiful. May you have all the three for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!
* On this Christmas, remember, the joy that you give to others, is the joy that comes back to you. So be joyful and make others joyful too! Merry Christmas!
* Joy resonates in the hearts of those who believe in the spirit of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the Christmas season!
* Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy, love and faith.
* At the stroke of midnight on Christmas, if a fat man dressed in a red suit jumps through your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack, don’t panic. I told Santa I wanted YOU for Christmas!
* May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
* Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U. Merry Christmas!
* Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for Santa Claus is coming to town! Merry Christmas!
* Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend. Merry Xmas!
* May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire to gladden your hearts and fill every desire!
* Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Happy Xmas!
* If tonight, a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Kisi se bewafai itni bhi na karo ki unhe pyar par naaz karne ka mauqa bhi na mile,
Kisi ka dil itna bhi na todo ki fariyaad karne ka ek tukda bhi na mile.

Unhe Sak He Ki Hum Unpar Marte He
Hme Sak He Ki Wo Hum Pr Marte He
Din Raat Gujarte Ja Rahe He U Hi
Na Wo Kuch Kahte He
Na Hum Kuch Kahte He

Na salaam yaad rakhna,
Na paigaam yaad rakhna,
Dil ki dili tammana hai,
Bas hamara naam yaad rakhna

Aap pe kurban hamari yari he
Haske mar jaynge iski bhi tayari he
ye silsila na khatm ho apnepyar ka
Lo humne apko yad Kia ab Apki bari he.

Itni bedardi se dil ko mere voh tod degi,
yeh maloom na tha mujhe akela voh chhor degi,
aey mere masoom dil tu tanhai se pyar kar le,
bewafa bhi ab wafa ka saath chhor degi.

Kasam Dekar Mujhe Majbur N Karo
Khud Tanha Ho Jaoge Itna Gurur Na Karo
Mana Ki Aap Pe Mera Haq Nhi
Par Apni Yado Ko To Mujhse Dor Na Karo

JHAKM JaB MERE SINE K BHAR JAYEGE
AANSU B MOTI BANKR BIKHAR JAYEGE
YE MAT PUCHNA KIS KIS NE DIYA DHOKHA
WaRNA KUCH APNO K B CHEHRE UTAR JAYEGE